YOU KNOW YOU'RE A HORSE PERSON WHEN...
***every time you drive past a road construction sight you think what nice jumps the barricades would make.***
***your friends no longer ask to get together after school/work or on a weekend because they know you'll say, "I can't, I have to ride."***
***you pull a $17,000 horse trailer with a $1,000 pick-up truck.***
***you realize finding a horse shoe is truly lucky because you've saved ten bucks.***
*******your boyfriend complains that you love your horse more than you love him and you say: "And your point is..?"****** (SOOOO TRUE)
****you look at all the piles of laundry sitting next to your washing machine and most of them are breeches, horse blankets, saddle pads, etc.... but you don't even care about the horsey hair residue that will be left in your washer and dryer.**** (HA ME)
***you say "whoa" to the dog.***
***someone asks for a screwdriver and you hand them a hoof pick.*** (well they both work)
***you clean tack after every ride but you never, ever, wash the truck.*** (DUH)
***on rainy days, you organize the tack room, not the house.***
***you can remember worming schedules, lessons, and farrier visits in your head, but often forget your class schedule, household chores, and meals.***
WAYS TO GET IN SHAPE TO OWN A HORSE
***~Drop a heavy steel object on your foot. Don't pick it up right away. Shout "Get off,stupid! Get off!"***
***~Leap out of a moving vehicle and practice "Relaxing into the fall". Roll lithely into a ball, and spring to your feet!*** (BEEN THERE AND DONE IT)
***~Lie face down in the mud in your most expensive riding clothes and repeat to yourself: "This is a learning experience, this is a learning experience,..."***
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